Arden once again woke to a tap tap tapping on her balcony door. "No," she groaned, pulling her pillow over her face. "No more singing."
But the tapping didn't go away at that pronouncement, coming again a polite rapping on the glass. "I hate birds," she grumbled, pushing her blankets off and hauling herself up to yell at a pigeon or something. "Look, I got all the caroling out of my system yester--"
Arden stopped, abruptly, as she realized that what was politely knocking on her balcony door was not a pigeon or a seagull or even a bird at all. It was a polar bear. A polar bear offering her a bottle of...Coke?
"How did you even get up here?" she had to ask, opening the door to the balcony.
The bear was apparently not a speaking bear, as it didn't answer her question, simply held out the bottle for her to take.
"...Thank you?" She hadn't meant for it to be a question, but she was still trying to process this, okay? because there was a bear. On her balcony. And not one of those nuisance black bears, either, getting into your garbage cans and generally being a kind of ridiculous pest, but like. A wholeass polar bear.
What did you say?
"Okay, um. Well. I'm gonna go take a shower," Arden said, edging back into her room. "Thanks again. Merry Christmas. Err. Sorry about your habitat."
Arden Finch, best at talking to people and bears.
But the tapping didn't go away at that pronouncement, coming again a polite rapping on the glass. "I hate birds," she grumbled, pushing her blankets off and hauling herself up to yell at a pigeon or something. "Look, I got all the caroling out of my system yester--"
Arden stopped, abruptly, as she realized that what was politely knocking on her balcony door was not a pigeon or a seagull or even a bird at all. It was a polar bear. A polar bear offering her a bottle of...Coke?
"How did you even get up here?" she had to ask, opening the door to the balcony.
The bear was apparently not a speaking bear, as it didn't answer her question, simply held out the bottle for her to take.
"...Thank you?" She hadn't meant for it to be a question, but she was still trying to process this, okay? because there was a bear. On her balcony. And not one of those nuisance black bears, either, getting into your garbage cans and generally being a kind of ridiculous pest, but like. A wholeass polar bear.
What did you say?
"Okay, um. Well. I'm gonna go take a shower," Arden said, edging back into her room. "Thanks again. Merry Christmas. Err. Sorry about your habitat."
Arden Finch, best at talking to people and bears.