Delivered to Arden in an envelope shoved under her door with just "Arden" written on it with Dean's handwriting. Inside she would find the following contract typed out with an impressive wax seal at the bottom of it along with a sprig of leaves:
Contract Between Dean Winchester and Arden Finch
Parties Involved:
Dean Winchester, human Arden Finch, a mysterious humanoid with an affinity for pancakes and hashbrowns
Terms and Conditions:
Debt and Obligation Release:
Dean Winchester, hereafter referred to as the “Mortal Party,” hereby releases Arden Finch, the “Offended Party,” from any and all future debts, obligations, or transactions arising from the law of hospitality or any other law that the Mortal party is completely unaware of, supernatural or otherwise.
This release extends to any form of exchange, whether it be food, goods, or services, within the bounds of the natural and supernatural realms.
Ignorance of Law Forgiveness:
Arden Finch acknowledges that any potential obligations previously imposed upon them by the Mortal Party due to ignorance of law are hereby forgiven.
This forgiveness applies retroactively to all past interactions between the parties, regardless of the nature of the transaction.
Sealing the Contract: The signifying object, a sprig of silverthorn, included as part of this package, is presented by Dean Winchester to Arden Finch as a token of this agreement.
Consequences of Breach:
Should Dean breach this contract, his fate will be at the mercy of Arden Finch’s whims and subject to the unpredictable currents of Fandom. He will be exiled to the rank of commoner or worse, and their freedom may be forever curtailed.
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Contract Between Dean Winchester and Arden Finch
Parties Involved:
Dean Winchester, human
Arden Finch, a mysterious humanoid with an affinity for pancakes and hashbrowns
Terms and Conditions:
Debt and Obligation Release:
Dean Winchester, hereafter referred to as the “Mortal Party,” hereby releases Arden Finch, the “Offended Party,” from any and all future debts, obligations, or transactions arising from the law of hospitality or any other law that the Mortal party is completely unaware of, supernatural or otherwise.
This release extends to any form of exchange, whether it be food, goods, or services, within the bounds of the natural and supernatural realms.
Ignorance of Law Forgiveness:
Arden Finch acknowledges that any potential obligations previously imposed upon them by the Mortal Party due to ignorance of law are hereby forgiven.
This forgiveness applies retroactively to all past interactions between the parties, regardless of the nature of the transaction.
Sealing the Contract:
The signifying object, a sprig of silverthorn, included as part of this package, is presented by Dean Winchester to Arden Finch as a token of this agreement.
Consequences of Breach:
Should Dean breach this contract, his fate will be at the mercy of Arden Finch’s whims and subject to the unpredictable currents of Fandom. He will be exiled to the rank of commoner or worse, and their freedom may be forever curtailed.
Witnessed and Sealed:
Signature: Dean Winchester
3/31/2024