"Okay but there are sooooo many accents! And they look at you if you don't get them right" Arden wailed before resuming her fancy ambassadorial voice, like she was one of our hardworking and yet undervalued members of the State Department. "Ah, yes, poutine. A mix of French fries, gravy, and cheese curds. There's also some rule about the cheese curds squeaking, but I have yet to figure out what it means."